I’m a poet and you didn’t know it

Heres some goofy poems about snow boarding….

Pipe Jock

Flippity flips, twirly whirls and spinny roos

My how you collect awards for the tricks you do

But once you retire its all the same

In five years time no one remembers your name

Backpack Guy

Jansport pack bounces up and down

Backpack guy I know you’re from out of town

Flatlight

Oh flatlight I loathe you so

Yet still down the hill I go

Never even saw that cat track

Now Im laying on my back

Liftline 

Hey man why are waiting at the chair

When the rest of your group isnt even close to there

You see them come and you whistle and shout

Id really like to just knock you out

450

Did you see my 450 off the rail it was really neat

My 450 on the 70 footer however was not nearly as sweet