Shaun White and Ryan Sheckler should totally hook up…

Shaun White and Ryan Sheckler are easily two of the most recognizable “action sports” stars today.  Of course both attract the ire of the “core” kids or just haters in general and thats what I want to address with this post. Shaun, Ryan Im here to help you both just call me Dr Burrito. See I know you both have some amazing talents but well to be honest for all of your talents there are some pretty big shortcomings too. Shaun when was the last time you took a run on snow and didnt have some sort of entrant number emblazoned on your chest? Ryan when was the last time you went 6 hours without crying over something? Yeah I thought so … luckily Im here for you both. My method is genius and pretty simple, basically I think you two should just hang out together. See heres the thing, each of you lack in certain areas that the other has well under control. Not sure .. well check this out. Shaun it seems all you do nowadays is contests. Over and over XGames, Dew Tour, Olympics, etc etc … well Shaun guess what .. contest kids are fucking lame. Even Ryan has this part down. I mean yeah Lil Sheck ( thats the street name Ive given him to help boost his cred) he enters the contests but man have you seen his teaser for the PlanB video? Shits dope son cant lie. Even P-Rod was like “oh yeah I have a part in there but did you see Sheckler?” This is what you need to be doing Shaun. Get you some street cred and get out that damn pipe and into some powder and broaden your horizons know what Im sayin? Hey Lil Sheck its not all good though son I mean yeah youre out there in the streets keeping it legit but hey lemme kick you some advice on the house .. stay off the MTV son its just embarrassing. Look man I know your folks split up and that shits rough but you know what that just makes you like half the other kids in this country. You got to take some pointers from Shaun over there and stay cool under pressure. I saw your ass crying at the Dew Tour because you got hurt but shit man thats part of the game you cant fall apart like that son. You didnt see Shaun White start crying when he fell on his first qualifying run at the Olympics did you? Hell no that fool kept his shit together got focused and did what he had to do. Maybe if you and him chill together a bit some of that will rub off.  Im not saying that Shaun didnt fall to pieces Im just saying his ass has got enough sense to keep it under wraps when a camera is pointed in his face. Anyways you two talk it over see what you can come up with and maybe get all this extra drama stuff worked out for the both of you. Oh and before I let you go heres a few things even I cant fix … Im a doctor  not a fucking miracle worker…